[{"id":274242928827,"handle":"sanpedrosource","updated_at":"2025-04-13T19:10:16-07:00","published_at":"2021-07-29T21:03:23-07:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","published_scope":"web","title":"All Products","body_html":""},{"id":302020624571,"handle":"b2g1-november-deal","updated_at":"2025-04-13T19:10:16-07:00","published_at":"2024-11-06T10:58:49-08:00","sort_order":"best-selling","template_suffix":null,"published_scope":"web","title":"B2G1 November Deal","body_html":"\u003cp\u003eNovember 8-11: Buy 2 Get 1 Free on this collection as part of our Black Friday deals.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlus all month long orders over $49 get a free gift and orders over $99 get free shipping!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiscount applied automatically to the lowest priced item at checkout. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e"},{"id":301986545851,"handle":"black-friday-deals","title":"Black Friday Deals","updated_at":"2025-04-13T19:10:16-07:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003eNovember 2024 Black Friday Deals start now!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll Month Long get a \u003cstrong\u003eFREE GIFT with purchases over $49\u003c\/strong\u003e + \u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping on orders over $99.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpecial deals will be rotating all month, so stay tuned Each Friday to learn what the deal of the week is!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFriday November 15th-17th Deal\u003c\/strong\u003e: Free Shipping on all orders over $49 (lowered from $99)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePLEASE NOTE - if you’re having difficulty applying the shipping discount\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e it’s most likely because of a ‘welcome’ discount code also being used. Due to a technical issue we can’t have those discounts combine. We will honor both deals and will refund the shipping cost on orders over $49 automatically after your order is placed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2024-10-31T16:37:01-07:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"variant_inventory","relation":"greater_than","condition":"0"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":289727742139,"handle":"freshly-added","title":"Freshly Added","updated_at":"2025-04-13T19:10:16-07:00","body_html":"","published_at":"2022-08-20T22:13:31-07:00","sort_order":"created-desc","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"variant_inventory","relation":"greater_than","condition":"0"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":296405074107,"handle":"all-products","title":"Shop All","updated_at":"2025-04-13T19:10:16-07:00","body_html":"","published_at":"2023-07-12T08:37:31-07:00","sort_order":"best-selling","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"variant_inventory","relation":"greater_than","condition":"0"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":296507867323,"handle":"the-essentials","updated_at":"2025-04-13T19:10:16-07:00","published_at":"2023-07-31T22:21:16-07:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","published_scope":"web","title":"The Essentials","body_html":"\u003cp\u003eThe Building Blocks of a Cactus Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSan Pedro Cactus (Trichocereus pachanoi), Peruvian Torch (Trichocereus peruvianus), Bolivan Torch (Trichocereus bridgesii), Trichocereus scopulicola. As well as some unique forms like monstrose and crested versions.\u003c\/p\u003e"}]
Also known as booby cactus, titty cactus, breast cactus, or Myrtillocactus geometrizans f. Monstrose
Ships Bare Root - No Pot or Soil
Introducing the extraordinary Boobie Cactus from San Pedro Source. This rare and coveted Myrtillocactus geometrizans Fukurokuryuzinboku is a must-have for collectors and experienced gardeners alike. Its curvaceous form and unique silhouette bring a playful and captivating touch to any botanical collection.
But don't be fooled by its whimsical name, growing the Boobie Cactus requires serious horticultural skills. This captivating specimen is not for the faint-hearted but for those ready to embrace a rewarding challenge. To create the perfect environment for this exceptional plant, San Pedro Source offers a specially formulated pumice soil amendment. This amendment ensures excellent drainage, allowing the Boobie Cactus to flourish and showcase its remarkable beauty.
For the ultimate whimsical and eye-catching botanical display, pair the Boobie Cactus with its perfect counterpart, the Penis Cactus (Trichocereus bridgesii monstrose). These two unique and attention-grabbing plants complement each other perfectly, creating a playful and conversation-starting arrangement that is sure to be the talk of the town. Both specimens require experienced gardeners and make a bold statement with their unconventional forms.
julie a.
Fast shipping, plants packaged with great care and plants are beautiful! Thank you
MB C.
This was a gift, and an absolute hit! My gf was not sure what to think as she was opening it, but I got to share all about it. It was her first cactus! It’s beautiful - and I sort of had cacti envy when I saw hers. Mine is smaller, but so cool!
Phillip L.
Oh, most nobly born, I have been some time responding for obvious reasons. My sweet, darling wife wanted to show her appreciation by making a boobie-pot for her new boobie cactus! Don’t they look great together? Thanks for the beautiful plant. My wife loves it! Having made several purchases from you, I can confidently say you have THE best cactus!
Debra T.
Beautiful was where nice packed.And only took 3days to get it.Very happy and will order more
Marta F.
I got this cactus for my wife as a Valentine’s Day gift. She loves it, I love it.
Shelby C.
This cactus is absolutely adorable and arrived in perfect condition.
Stephen F.
This was given as a gift to a good friend for their birthday. They were thrilled with it!!! It came in great condition and was appealing to see. He was looking forward to getting it in dirt.
Rennie M.
Fast delivery exactly as advertised and a great addition to my collection
Jim R.
Very happy with my plants thanks.
Ashley D.
Came happy and healthy! Well packaged and came much faster than I expected
Paula N.
It is adorable. Thank you for letting me know not to water it for two weeks. All the plants were in great shape. Very happy
Casey M.
Beautiful cactus in great condition. Great shipping speed.
Robert B.
Plant arrived ahead of time and it was well packaged. Very healthy and looks good. I'm sorry that I didn't get a picture before the new owner grabbed it! I had just put it in a boob pot that complimented it very well and before I knew it, it was claimed by a visiting friend.
Amanda G.
I ordered a Myrtillocactus geometrizans Fukurokuryuzinboku and was surprised by the great packaging, timely shipping, and healthy, quality plant I received! I highly recommend ordering from this company!
Jamie D.
Such a cutie! Arrived healthy and packaged great.
Saybin C.
Looks amazing in my handmade planter
Customer
omg its gorgeous! this is so much better than I expected! I bought this as a gift for my sister and she’s going to love this!
(the picture is how the plant looks when it’s shipped)
Jennifer K.
Arrived fast and in fantastic condition. Well packed. Thank you!
Mitch W.
Very healthy and thriving hadn't watered yet or put outdoors . One more week then ill water it and by then will have my new greenhouse up . Thanks , look forward to more purchase's
Christy D.
This arrived in perfect condition! I thought maybe it would not be as majestic in person having gone through the mail but it arrived healthy, happy, and is excited about her new home!!
RaNae J.
I love this cactus, it's so unique! I have loved everything I have ordered from Lazy Gardens and have had no issues. I think their marketing/social media dept is one of the best out there. Highly recommend.
Use left/right arrows to navigate the slideshow or swipe left/right if using a mobile device
Choosing a selection results in a full page refresh.
Press the space key then arrow keys to make a selection.
